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posted 2/12/2008 6:10:48 AM |
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A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age",

visited her physician to ask

his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.

Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin.

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it.

"Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"

It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly inquired

as to the progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh jaysus Mary

and Joseph, doctor, twas horrid. Just terrible!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard, de effect was almost immediate.

He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce!

With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard

tunderin jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the

tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!

"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"

"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years. .............But,.......

I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"


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onehornytoad69

Feb 12 @ 6:48AM  
Good One!!! Thx!
lifeizabitch

Feb 12 @ 6:58AM  
hornytoad55

Feb 12 @ 7:17AM  
Thays a good one.
DarkFairyTale

Feb 12 @ 7:26AM  
CANADA ROCKS !!...LMFAO ..
pinkntastey

Feb 12 @ 8:17AM  
i visited Tim Hortons when i was last in canada and loved it. A few years later it finally came to the state of maine and not to far from here. Love it, much better than dunkin donuts.
loveableone

Feb 12 @ 8:45AM  
That was cute!! Yes, Canada Rocks, I have to agree!!
borty293

Feb 12 @ 9:33AM  
Ya can't go wrong with Tim Hortons or Canada for that matter...
NightOfOld

Feb 12 @ 10:03AM  


bandengor

Feb 12 @ 10:43AM  
Good one!
DarkDesires99

Feb 12 @ 10:55AM  
beefygoblin

Feb 12 @ 11:47AM  
Thats worth a greeny if anything is.
canuhelpme258

Feb 12 @ 2:19PM  
max49

Feb 12 @ 6:39PM  
sugarnspice005

Feb 12 @ 8:51PM  



Wait....where was that Tim Horton's?

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