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posted 2/11/2008 8:42:13 PM |
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I know my son is only 16. I know he hasn't learned all the hard leasons of life. But he has just repeated a mistake for the third time...

my son: (yelling from the kitchen) Daaaad help!!!

me: (thinking to myself - this sounds real I begin running towards the kitchen) You okay?

son: What do I do?

me: (seeing terror in my sons eyes I look to where he is looking) What the hell did you do? That's a new microwave. (I yell as I open the microwave and stop the lightning and fire) For a split second it's kinda pretty until you realize it's in your microwave and not on t.v.

son: Is the Arbys wrapper made of metal or something?


I would guess my son is still running down the street in just his shorts.

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sugarnspice005

Feb 11 @ 8:46PM  
I would guess my son is still running down the street in just his shorts.






Did he wait around at least for the answer about the Arby's wrapper?
sundance64

Feb 11 @ 8:53PM  
That's ok...my son asked if he could put a can of soup in the microwave...still in the can! But he's 18...at least by that age, they learn to ask first~
SxzeNewMe

Feb 11 @ 9:25PM  
I once worked with a waitress who put a #10 can (industrial size) of chocolate syrup in a microwave. I don't think I have ever jumped as high or as far as I did when that puppy exploded about 10 feet from me!

I think your son has gotten off really easy!
NachoBaby

Feb 11 @ 9:26PM  
I'm sorry.. how many times do you have to tell them? All of em!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 11 @ 10:03PM  
This is the third time this has happened, and he's still doing this?
Sunshine79

Feb 11 @ 10:37PM  
Ya know....there is some kind of appliance insurance you can get on your microwave, fridge and stove.....I'd look into that. And until then, I'd tape a handy sign that says NO METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!! AND THAT MEANS ARBY'S WRAPPERS TOO!!!!
Wordsofwit

Feb 11 @ 10:40PM  
Ignorance is not always bliss, is it?
sumdaysoon

Feb 11 @ 10:43PM  
uhhhhhh as many times as it takes........
Lisa46

Feb 12 @ 11:33AM  
I'm sorry but I remembered putting my mom's good china in the microwave its trimmed in gold now guess who owns the china???
straightup_9

Feb 12 @ 12:11PM  
I have raised three teenage boys......"nuff said...
gwenafar

Feb 12 @ 1:09PM  
Before a child is 18, his brain is not developed enough to thoroughly comprehend certain things....bad judgment and lack of common sense go hand in hand with adolescence... it is not entirely his fault.......having said that, i hope you kicked his ass.
Wordsofwit

Feb 12 @ 2:18PM  
Wasn't this scenario part of a Beavis and Butthead episode?
canuhelpme258

Feb 12 @ 2:34PM  
Does Arby's still use foil wrappers for small sandwhiches? their big gianormous ones come in a plastic box
whisperingcomet

Feb 12 @ 8:50PM  

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