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posted 2/10/2008 7:19:19 PM |
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A couple has a dog that snores.

Annoyed because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.

Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring.

The woman is amazed...

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.

He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly.
The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him.

So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him!

The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.

As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were ... or what we did ... but, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place.

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Feb 10 @ 7:25PM  
okay now that was cute!

Feb 10 @ 7:38PM  

That’s funny but I guess it’s lucky the ribbons weren’t the other way around, then he’d always wonder what he took second place in next to his own dog.

Feb 10 @ 11:06PM  
laughing so hard started crieing

Feb 10 @ 11:57PM  
very cool great blog

Feb 11 @ 2:05AM  
to bad my dog that snores is a girl

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