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posted 10/28/2006 1:08:14 AM |
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.... So I get to work and 2 staff members approach me before I even get to the coffee pot ....... STUPID --- just plain dumb!
After a handshake (we do alot of that, and tell each other how well of a job THEY do and that kinda shit.....), I am able to get to the priceless pot, the one that just brewed and the aroma is delightful after the 25 mile drive through the mountain to NOWHERE!
Pouring a cup like it's the last one I'll see, I attempt to drink, to take that first orgasmic sip, when ANOTHER interuption hits...NO shit --- getting coffee to my lips just ain't happenin' here....
I'm confronted with a staff member who is in slight histerics and NOW is the answer....
Reluctlantly, I place my cup to the side and move to the staff member in question.....(GAWD, I want that cup sooo bad --- the world can kiss my ass at this point!)
I attempt to find out what exactly the problem is between her sobs and glance to my left, just as two more staff members begin to safely grip a teen criminal by the arms as he spits and yells select obsenities and I find my legs moving to them to assist...........
(DAMN, DAMN, I sooo want the HOT, FRESH, TASTY cup of Java.........IT calls to me by now...)
As I approach the melee', the teen headbutts a staff member and the staff flounders and the arm breaks free only to be snatched by a strong hand of mine. The teen get's a quick look and attempts to butt again and he is immediately gripped behind the shoulders by the other staff on the opposite arm --- he "swam" in when the teen's attention was directed towards me.
(The coffee is sooooo getting warm, cold by now......... crime that is...)
I nod to the staff member and his look assures me he has things in hand and is in total other staff members converge, I am able to get to the mailroom again and see the gorgeous cup of necter, sitting silent, beckoning me to sip...............
as I raise it to my lips, another staff member calls to me...............with one finger (index finger), I gesture to WAIT, and I take that first sip --- My eyes close and the world is gone................
My eyes open and I'm back HERE again..............Time to go to work..........
I love my job, REALLY --- JUST PLEEEEEEZE, let me sip one drop before ya ask me to finish your stupidity --- PLEEEEEZE!!!

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Oct 28 @ 7:55AM  
*HOOOONK sounds the air horn*
I brought you a steam shovel my friend! Go clean house!

Oct 28 @ 8:22AM  
I think it was just one of THOSE days yesterday, where everything ganged up on us at once. We deserve a trophy.. because no one died by our hand yesterday!

Oct 28 @ 11:29AM  

DEFINATELY gonna need that shovel "Canu" my friend --- many thanks --- asses I work with sometimes are worse then the kids!

"ponme"-hun --- ANYTIME I leave the building and the blood hasn't rolled........that's a good day for sure!
A trophy AND some medals and awards are definately in order...

........Grant me the serenity to NOT kick the shit outta some asshole that desperately needs it today.....AMEN!


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