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posted 2/8/2008 6:53:23 AM |
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  borty293

Gawd...I woke up this morning with a terrible headache and a pair of panties in my mouth. I had a very bizzare dream about some women who kept slapping my face and taking advantage of me sexually and now the cat is humping my leg and everything smells like burnt rubber.

Guess I'll get a cup of coffee and try an clear my head before I begin my laundry duties. Holy shit ...maybe it wasn't a dream...theres somebody in the kitchen..I'll have to get back to ya on this...

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Looking4ever

Feb 8 @ 7:00AM  
Sounds like maybe dreams are coming true for you...at last!
SxzeNewMe

Feb 8 @ 7:05AM  
Oh good...you're up! Good morning!!! I made coffee and started to make some pancakes, but there's something stuck in the burner and it's stinking up the whole house...Sorry!!!
borty293

Feb 8 @ 7:06AM  
Naww...it was only Ash...she told me to get back into the fuckn closet until she goes to work...I suppose your on your way to work also...
borty293

Feb 8 @ 7:16AM  
Ouch...so your the one that was slapping my face...
SxzeNewMe

Feb 8 @ 7:20AM  
You were pinching the life out of my nipples!!!
Ashinatrix

Feb 8 @ 7:20AM  
Oh good...you're up!
Must be someone else.......


bort hon....because youve been so good.....you can spend today in the laundry room instead of the closet You can even turn on the little black and white tv in there so you can watch all your little Judge Judy shows
But first......I could use a coffee refill......

You're such a good boy......





borty293

Feb 8 @ 7:37AM  
Thanks Ash...especially when you know I've got the hots for Judge Judy...boy ..I bet she could give me a good slappn....
Ewe_Wish

Feb 8 @ 9:23AM  
Everyday you continue to amaze me, dear friend..............you like judge judy.....

Now be a good boy and get Ash her coffee...............
NachoBaby

Feb 8 @ 10:46AM  
I wanted to say somethin but got to gigglin and forgot what it was..
Lisa46

Feb 8 @ 10:59AM  
umm borty Ash is at work can you do my laundry while your in there??
max49

Feb 8 @ 11:59AM  
Poor borty...it's the detergent fumes isn't it.
casuallylooking

Feb 8 @ 12:34PM  
I wanted to say somethin but got to gigglin and forgot what it was..



ksk72

Feb 8 @ 2:46PM  
Just remember to take the condom off before you light it on fire
Sunshinegal35

Feb 10 @ 11:50AM  
I'm with the squirrel....I was gonna say sumfin but got so tickled I forgot what it was!
I think it was the part about the cat humping your leg that really got me going....

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