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I'm sitting here at 7 O'Clock in the morning enjoying a steaming cup of coffee and watching bootleg porn. There's really nothing quite like watching some Mexican bitch get plowed B4 U have anything 2 eat. Let alone watching it 4 free.

There used 2 be a time when such amenities weren't available at all! I believe that in that respect the internet has spoiled me. B4 my foray N2 digital piracy I'd have 2 shell out cash and buy my porn, but now I just download whatever I need. It iz, at the same time, both a blessing and a curse.

I call it a blessing becuz I can access any kind of porn in a matter of seconds. I can get current, working passwords 2 most, if not all, paysites and I can get the most recent images, videos and software available, and I can get it all 4 free. If that's not a blessing then U must be a fag. Oh yeah...did I mention I can get gay porn also? Yeah...well, I can.

It iz a curse becuz I can get images, videos and software (yeah...gay shit 2, U fucking fags!) 4 free. That kind of hook-up iz bound 2 cause problems 4 any normal dude (although I am about the farthest thing from "normal dude" U can get and still be talking about an American male, so go fig...), so U can imagine the problems that befall the likes of me. Yeah...I end up watching Chica Boom 36 at 7:21 AM. I don't see the problem here.

I gotta be honest here. Watching this video has made me realize that I really hope I don't fucking die without getting 2 fuck another Mexican broad. Those bitches are fucking HOT! But I digress...

I don't know...maybe I should just give up and go 2 sleep. I think that's probably the best idea I have had in hours. I intend 2 do just that...az soon az I watch a little more porn.

What do U want? It's fucking FREE!

Keeping U posted

DS

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