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I'm Sorry, Britney

posted 2/7/2008 1:31:27 AM |
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It turns out that I owe an apology 2 a lovely young woman who deserves far better treatment than anyone has yet given her. I am, of course, talking about Ms. Britney Spears. Ms. Spears iz (and has been 4 quite some time) a dynamic ENTERTAINMENT ICON who has proven herself 2 be the entire package. She can dance...she can sing...she can act...a real triple threat, and she aint 2 bad 2 look at either! We watched az she grew up right B4 our eyes...amazed by her talent...dazzled by her beauty.

We watched az she struggled her way N2 womanhood, having a very public relationship with Justin Timberlake and a short marraige 2 a childhood friend. Then she married some loser named Kevin Federline. He's some white boy who acts like he iz ghetto. The kind that regularly gets on my fucking nerves. We watched az these two idiots quickly reproduced and popped out two little ones.

We watched az her marraige fell apart. We looked on az she lost her fucking mind and started hanging out with Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan and fucking up on a regular. We watched az she tried 2 escape the paparazzi and in doing so endangered one of her little ones.

We watched az she continued 2 make increasingly worse decisions, and we watched az she wuz arrested 4 DUI. We kept our eyes on her az she struggled her way through rehab (it didn't quite take) and then right back out on 2 the LA party scene. We watched az she ignored the courts and we watched az she lost her children 2 that fucking idiot Federline.

We looked on az she bounced her way out of rehab a few more times and we watched az she shaved her head in protest of being a famous fucking idiot, I guess. Then we watched az she lost her mind and wuz carted off 2 the fucking looney bin.

I don't know about U, but I think we ought 2 be ashamed of ourselves on this one. Have we learned nothing from the tragedy of Princess Diana's death? We hound these celebrities...these people...2 a level which drives them fucking insane! Where do we draw the fucking line?

And hasn't it already been crossed?

Keeping U posted

DS

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Looking4ever

Feb 7 @ 6:57AM  
I don't watch...
HotJennie

Feb 7 @ 9:32AM  
What has happened and the things she has done and will do she has placed on herself.No one has forced her to do anything.She's what she is and due to her own actions and no one else's.
NachoBaby

Feb 7 @ 9:37AM  
Yeah, I have to agree with you DS.. these children, and they were children, were ill equipped for fame. When the price of fame is being stalked 24/7. come on people.. how crazy would it make you if someone were there every time you farted in public and it made the national news?
gwenafar

Feb 7 @ 3:54PM  
WE hound the celebrities? Is it not them who push themselves into the public eye?? If she didn't enjoy it, she wouldn't still be making shitty music to try and get attention. I don't feel bad. Take a look at other celebrities who have not publicly gone berzerk, who enjoy successful careers in the spotlight.
canuhelpme258

Feb 7 @ 4:29PM  
and they were children, were ill equipped for fame

I on the other hand I'm prepared for fame... give me HER fame! I will demonstrate its proper handling!
straightup_9

Feb 8 @ 9:35AM  
Stop buying those tabloids.....When we become uninformed (by choice) on her trials and tribulations...they will leave her alone.....

It isn't the "press".....it isn't the "public".......It's YOU and I that cause these people to be hounded....just sayin'....
lolthisistoofunny

Feb 21 @ 9:47PM  
She can SING? Since WHEN?

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