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posted 2/6/2008 3:04:01 PM |
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>>>>> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nurses were in her room giving her a bath. One of them was washing
>> her
>>>>> private parts and noticed that there was a slight response on the
>>>>> monitor when she touched the patient 'down there.'
>>>>>
>>>>> They tried it again and sure enough, there was sizable movement on
>> the
>>>>> monitor.
>>>>>
>>>>> They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
>>>>>
>>>>> 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
>>>>> and bring her out of the coma.'
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
>> the
>>>>> curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
>>>>> wife's room.
>>>>>
>>>>> After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined. No pulse, no
>> heart
>>>>> rate, nothing.
>>>>>
>>>>> The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened?'
>>>>>
>>>>> The husband said, 'I'm not sure... maybe she choked.

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gwenafar

Feb 6 @ 3:13PM  
thank ya for that
sumdaysoon

Feb 6 @ 3:16PM  
haven't heard that one.........
locdwn

Feb 6 @ 7:44PM  
That why you should always be with a GIVING man
FlirtyGirl1979

Feb 6 @ 9:53PM  
Damn, that was funny!!!
vasenior

Feb 8 @ 4:54PM  
ROFLMAO!

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