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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
=MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with
that one!

When he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why,

He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh
shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee
table.

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Zaftik

Feb 1 @ 11:17PM  
sumdaysoon

Feb 1 @ 11:31PM  
pretty funny.......
onehornytoad69

Feb 2 @ 2:05AM  
Good One thx!
Lisa46

Feb 2 @ 8:33AM  
oldie but always a goodie!!
NachoBaby

Feb 2 @ 12:37PM  
shit.. now where did I leave that sense of humor?

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