Due to an unfortunate recent accident involving underwear I have just recieved a large sum of virtual money in a settlement. With the virtual money I have decided to have a virtual Super Bowl party. Every one here on AMD is invited and the party will run until the football game begins on Sunday. I have rented a 48 roomed virtual castle to have the party in. The castle is ours for the weekend. I wasn't sure what any of you guest would want to eat or drink so make a list for the hired help and they will retrieve it. I do have a semi-truck full of Carona to get the party started. I'm wearing a kiss the host t-shirt and some real cool satin "Macho" underwear. So what do you say Lets get this party started.   
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NachoBaby
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Feb 1 @ 5:04PM
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Yer nuts..
no really, your nuts..
I has em.
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:08PM
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I may need them later
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NachoBaby
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Feb 1 @ 5:08PM
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I'm sure we can work out a deal...
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:09PM
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You are the first guest Nachobaby. Would you like a Carona?
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gwenafar
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Feb 1 @ 5:10PM
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The Patriots and who??  Well, I live in New England, but I gotta say I jumped on the "I can't stand the Patriots" bandwagon a while ago. Sooooo...who am I routin for? BYOB? 
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:12PM
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The NY Giants are the other team. If you don't like Carona then the hired help can make a virtual beer run and get whatever you need
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NachoBaby
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Feb 1 @ 5:12PM
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I'd love a Corona.. only.. I can't so if you don't mind I will stick with pine floats.
I hope you got pringles though.. Im addicted..
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:16PM
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Pringles...what flavor?
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NachoBaby
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Feb 1 @ 5:20PM
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all of em .. though I am most partial to regular and bbq... mmmmmmm
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:22PM
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You're in luck. While you were out I got a virtual truck load of each.
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:25PM
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Now I have Carona and Pringles I just need guest.
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NachoBaby
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Feb 1 @ 5:35PM
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Everyone must still be at work.. this not going to work thing is hard to deal with cuz everyone else has to ..you know.. work.
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Ewe_Wish
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Feb 1 @ 5:35PM
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Ah............Thats not fair..........I cant party tonight..........I have to get the AMD Boob Game together........and lisa and Tammy are both working so I have to play in the Fuck and Pass Thread with Swyeter........and I am soooo behind on my wanna fuck emails to send out.........let alone behind on not answering the ones I got......and I have to get my panties ready to send to Borty..........and than I promised Father Max I would help him out in the confession booth tho i am not sure exactly what he wants to do in there........maybe redecorate.........but hey drop me an email if anyone needs to be bailed out of jail in the morning........I wont do it.......but i sure will laugh my ass off about it............... 
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:39PM
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Dang ewe do you ever take time for yourself?
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Ewe_Wish
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Feb 1 @ 5:42PM
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Dang ewe do you ever take time for yourself? No i sure dont.....the gratification comes from being able to do things for others.........the satisfaction comes from them thanking me....................YEA RIGHT........
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:43PM
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Well if you could rub my shoulders I'll be sure to thank you when your done
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Ewe_Wish
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Feb 1 @ 5:44PM
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Yea i have heard that line a time or two..................... 
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:46PM
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How about if I rub your shoulders first...relieve some of the tension.
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Ewe_Wish
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Feb 1 @ 5:51PM
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Sounds good as soon as I have some free time............let me look at my schedule..............hmmmmmm does March 9th sound good...................of 2023?
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:54PM
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Sure by then they'll have a cure for arthritis. Or would it be alright if I brought some help?
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Ewe_Wish
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Feb 1 @ 5:56PM
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As long as his name is Ben Gay that would be fine..............I'll pencil you in.........
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 5:59PM
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I knew this virtual party was a good idea. I already got a date out of it.
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NachoBaby
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Feb 1 @ 5:59PM
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See there goes the Prophet hittin on my woman again.. geeeze I can't leave the two of you alone for a second..
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 6:02PM
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Speaking of which. Nacho you still have something of mine.
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Ewe_Wish
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Feb 1 @ 6:22PM
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See there goes the Prophet hittin on my woman again Its ok Sammy..............I am still yours........... 
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canuhelpme258
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Feb 1 @ 6:34PM
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I'mma bring a donkey, assorted vibrators, flavored condoms (My dick has taste buds?) a flog a latex mask, four adult sized diapers a rain coat and a pair of fishnets!
Oh... not that kind of party? My face is red huh?
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 6:49PM
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Canu bring whatever you want. It's a party. However you like to have fun.
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canuhelpme258
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Feb 1 @ 7:04PM
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Dare I say it????
No I'll be good!
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canuhelpme258
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Feb 1 @ 7:04PM
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I
must
post
this
nooooo will power I have will power!
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canuhelpme258
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Feb 1 @ 7:05PM
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MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!
I"MMA BRING MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!
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Zaftik
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Feb 1 @ 7:48PM
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Wow, a party
Ya gonna have dancing bananas there? I love dancing bananas
I am also addicted to Bailey's and Coconut Rum (ewww not together)!
****singing*** Gimme two pina coladas!! 
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NachoBaby
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Feb 1 @ 8:02PM
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I has em arright Purple..what ya offerin to get em back?
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sumdaysoon
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Feb 1 @ 8:43PM
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Ya gonna have dancing bananas there?
just so happens i got a dancing banana...........the only problem is that is........kinda red.........when it dances........  and tpp you gotta have rum at a party......... 
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 9:24PM
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Nachobaby, how about a full body massage.
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 9:28PM
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The grill is fired up. Who wants steak burgers?
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Looking4ever
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Feb 1 @ 10:00PM
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I'm kinda in a mood where tequila shots sound like just the thing...and since you are buying, have them make it Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia , will ya? I'll be sitting over there, it that dark corner....
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 10:21PM
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Hello Looking, here ya go...It's a little strong hope you're not driving home.
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Looking4ever
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Feb 1 @ 10:26PM
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Nope. Gonna get trashed, block it all out and fall asleep here in the corner.
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 10:28PM
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Would like to have your feet massaged? I have a special cream just for feet.
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whisperingcomet
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Feb 1 @ 11:06PM
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Can I have some vitual sex, while ya'll watch the game?
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whisperingcomet
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Feb 1 @ 11:06PM
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Can I have some vitual sex, while ya'll watch the game?
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ThePurpleProphet
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Feb 1 @ 11:10PM
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Sure thing, Whisper. Do you like it slow or fast or somewhere in between? Toys or no toys?
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