A good old coumtry boy went into town one day, just to se the sights....
After drinking a few beers in various places, he found himself standing in the lobby of a VERY popular house of ill repute......
The madam asked him how she might service him...
"weeelllll....I dunno....jus' whut eva youins thanks I shud have".....he said.
"No, no, no...that's not how it works...we are PROFESSIONALS here...You must tell us...do you want a straight job, blow job, hand job, 69......"
I dunno whut them thangs are....whut was thet last thang you said?"
"a 69"
Well, I'll jest have one of them, then, whut eva thay are...."
The madam placed him in a room, where he was joined by a beautiful young woman....She finally got him into the proper position, and they began...
After a couple minutes, she let out a small fart......
A few minutes later, she let another one loose...
About that time, he pulled his head up and said:..."Whut yur adoing, Suga, is WONDERFUL......But I don't know iffen I can take 67 more of those......"
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