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His First 69...(joke)

posted 2/1/2008 1:49:10 PM |
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A good old coumtry boy went into town one day, just to se the sights....

After drinking a few beers in various places, he found himself standing in the lobby of a VERY popular house of ill repute......

The madam asked him how she might service him...

"weeelllll....I dunno....jus' whut eva youins thanks I shud have".....he said.


"No, no, no...that's not how it works...we are PROFESSIONALS here...You must tell us...do you want a straight job, blow job, hand job, 69......"

I dunno whut them thangs are....whut was thet last thang you said?"

"a 69"

Well, I'll jest have one of them, then, whut eva thay are...."

The madam placed him in a room, where he was joined by a beautiful young woman....She finally got him into the proper position, and they began...

After a couple minutes, she let out a small fart......

A few minutes later, she let another one loose...

About that time, he pulled his head up and said:..."Whut yur adoing, Suga, is WONDERFUL......But I don't know iffen I can take 67 more of those......"

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Feb 1 @ 2:22PM  
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