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Borty...wtf, I'm calling you out posted 1/31/2008 9:17:49 PM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse   ThePurpleProphet I appreciate the fact that you replaced my mens strapless underwear. You know-the ones that bunch up in the rectum if you do anything other than sit. Well I am very unsatisfied with these replacements. Macho mens underwear with a vibrating buttplug. What the... I had nothing else to wear so I grabbed the one you sent and it was a little, how shall I say, tight. I managed to get them on and now they are STUCK. And there is no on/off switch. I have these things stuck on my body for 10 hours now and ah ah ah oooo. Damn. Get these things off now. Please!! Can't you send tech support to my house soon? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Zaftik	Jan 31 @ 9:29PM
	I laughed so hard, I think I ruptured something Ummm....Borty, ya got any of those for women A greenie for you (gotta go change now )
StraddleMyNose	Jan 31 @ 9:30PM
	Yeah, Borty, ya better get on that!
NachoBaby	Jan 31 @ 9:30PM
	good luck with that.. I'm still waiting for my nipple enlargers.
Ewe_Wish	Jan 31 @ 9:38PM
	Hello This letter is to inform you that any problems with the Macho Panty at this time is not a responsibility of Professor Borty.......When those panties were recalled some time ago..........Letters were written to all customers explaining the recall and asking that they be returned with a full money back guarentee. As you choose not to send them back at that time, it then became your responsibility if anything should go wrong with them. If you wish to discuss this further, please contact our complain manager Helen Back...........you will need to go to Helen Back to get any more further response from Professor Borty or his associates. I apologize for any inconvenience you may be expirencing with this. However at this time we do seem to have an extra pair of nipple enlargers that we will send you to try to make up for this problems. Sincerely IC Butts, Attorney at Law
ThePurpleProphet	Jan 31 @ 9:41PM
	These are the replacement underwear for the recalled. I'l see you in in ah ah ah oooo coourt.
NachoBaby	Jan 31 @ 9:46PM
	Damnit Borty~ You didn't tell me you had tech support available! It's not helium is it?
borty293	Jan 31 @ 9:48PM
	My gawd ...must be something wrong with the satellite feed....I'll send Max49 in the panty van. If all else fails, Father Max will pray to the great blue speedo in the sky...if the meantime ...listen to the song from the Beach Boys ..Good Vibrations...and accept my humblest apologiies....Professor Pan.T.Borty
ThePurpleProphet	Jan 31 @ 9:51PM
	That's it. THAT'S IT. I'm on oh no not again ah ah ah ah oooooo fire. When will the van get here?
borty293	Jan 31 @ 10:02PM
	In rare occassions a fire does result...simply empty your dribble catcher on the flames and vigorously rub in the spittal. I also suggest you phone Bentan as he also had problems with crotch burns and is presently receiving psycological assessment...all paid for by my lawyers....
sugarnspice005	Jan 31 @ 10:06PM
ThePurpleProphet	Jan 31 @ 10:08PM
	Tell me one thing, do the batteries ever die?
sugarnspice005	Jan 31 @ 10:12PM
	Did you get the pair with the energizer platinum? If so...they don't stop running.
ThePurpleProphet	Jan 31 @ 10:14PM
	I got the ones from the cut bunny comercial.
Ewe_Wish	Jan 31 @ 10:15PM
	Make way for the fire department................. And here comes the fireman to put out the fire for you......................
ThePurpleProphet	Jan 31 @ 10:19PM
	Oh thank ewe. The pressure from the fireman's hose knocked the butt plug right out and he put out the fire. You saved me. I think I'm in love...with ewe.
sugarnspice005	Jan 31 @ 10:24PM
	hey..the firefighter driving the truck is kinda cute
Ewe_Wish	Jan 31 @ 10:24PM
	Aw shucks!
HOLLYBEE	Jan 31 @ 11:37PM
	... orginal...I love it!!
canuhelpme258	Feb 1 @ 3:13AM
	Throws green thingy at crazee people!
onehornytoad69	Feb 1 @ 3:26AM
	I'm with Canu.. on this one!!!! Throws green thingy at crazee people! Good one!!!
canuhelpme258	Feb 1 @ 5:31AM
	P.Profit didn't follow instructions lmao... only wear 15 minutes at a time or fire hazard can occur
gwenafar	Feb 1 @ 9:37AM
	Have you tried eating some chili? That may help.
shellsmack	Feb 1 @ 10:09AM
	BORTY...I never knew.