AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

Borty...wtf, I'm calling you out

posted 1/31/2008 9:17:49 PM |
5 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
  ThePurpleProphet

I appreciate the fact that you replaced my mens strapless underwear. You know-the ones that bunch up in the rectum if you do anything other than sit. Well I am very unsatisfied with these replacements. Macho mens underwear with a vibrating buttplug. What the... I had nothing else to wear so I grabbed the one you sent and it was a little, how shall I say, tight. I managed to get them on and now they are STUCK. And there is no on/off switch. I have these things stuck on my body for 10 hours now and ah ah ah oooo. Damn. Get these things off now. Please!! Can't you send tech support to my house soon?

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by ThePurpleProphet:
How desparate are you?
How many times do you have to tell a person
What do women really want for Valentine's Day
Now I understand
Lets get this party started
Borty...wtf, I'm calling you out
My first video
Is it my pictures?
The blog that teaches all how to prevent scammers and spammers
I think oral sex is overrated!!


Comments:

post a comment!

Zaftik

Jan 31 @ 9:29PM  

I laughed so hard, I think I ruptured something

Ummm....Borty, ya got any of those for women
A greenie for you (gotta go change now )
StraddleMyNose

Jan 31 @ 9:30PM  
Yeah, Borty, ya better get on that!





NachoBaby

Jan 31 @ 9:30PM  
good luck with that.. I'm still waiting for my nipple enlargers.
Ewe_Wish

Jan 31 @ 9:38PM  
Hello This letter is to inform you that any problems with the Macho Panty at this time is not a responsibility of Professor Borty.......When those panties were recalled some time ago..........Letters were written to all customers explaining the recall and asking that they be returned with a full money back guarentee. As you choose not to send them back at that time, it then became your responsibility if anything should go wrong with them. If you wish to discuss this further, please contact our complain manager Helen Back...........you will need to go to Helen Back to get any more further response from Professor Borty or his associates. I apologize for any inconvenience you may be expirencing with this. However at this time we do seem to have an extra pair of nipple enlargers that we will send you to try to make up for this problems.

Sincerely

IC Butts, Attorney at Law
ThePurpleProphet

Jan 31 @ 9:41PM  
These are the replacement underwear for the recalled. I'l see you in in ah ah ah oooo coourt.
NachoBaby

Jan 31 @ 9:46PM  
Damnit Borty~ You didn't tell me you had tech support available! It's not helium is it?
borty293

Jan 31 @ 9:48PM  
My gawd ...must be something wrong with the satellite feed....I'll send Max49 in the panty van. If all else fails, Father Max will pray to the great blue speedo in the sky...if the meantime ...listen to the song from the Beach Boys ..Good Vibrations...and accept my humblest apologiies....Professor Pan.T.Borty
ThePurpleProphet

Jan 31 @ 9:51PM  
That's it. THAT'S IT. I'm on oh no not again ah ah ah ah oooooo fire. When will the van get here?
borty293

Jan 31 @ 10:02PM  
In rare occassions a fire does result...simply empty your dribble catcher on the flames and vigorously rub in the spittal. I also suggest you phone Bentan as he also had problems with crotch burns and is presently receiving psycological assessment...all paid for by my lawyers....
sugarnspice005

Jan 31 @ 10:06PM  


ThePurpleProphet

Jan 31 @ 10:08PM  
Tell me one thing, do the batteries ever die?
sugarnspice005

Jan 31 @ 10:12PM  
Did you get the pair with the energizer platinum? If so...they don't stop running.
ThePurpleProphet

Jan 31 @ 10:14PM  
I got the ones from the cut bunny comercial.
Ewe_Wish

Jan 31 @ 10:15PM  
Make way for the fire department.................





And here comes the fireman to put out the fire for you......................



ThePurpleProphet

Jan 31 @ 10:19PM  
Oh thank ewe. The pressure from the fireman's hose knocked the butt plug right out and he put out the fire. You saved me. I think I'm in love...with ewe.
sugarnspice005

Jan 31 @ 10:24PM  
hey..the firefighter driving the truck is kinda cute
Ewe_Wish

Jan 31 @ 10:24PM  
Aw shucks!
HOLLYBEE

Jan 31 @ 11:37PM  
... orginal...I love it!!
canuhelpme258

Feb 1 @ 3:13AM  
Throws green thingy at crazee people!
onehornytoad69

Feb 1 @ 3:26AM  

I'm with Canu.. on this one!!!!
Throws green thingy at crazee people!
Good one!!!
canuhelpme258

Feb 1 @ 5:31AM  
P.Profit didn't follow instructions lmao... only wear 15 minutes at a time or fire hazard can occur
gwenafar

Feb 1 @ 9:37AM  
Have you tried eating some chili? That may help.
shellsmack

Feb 1 @ 10:09AM  
BORTY...I never knew.

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB01
Borty...wtf, I'm calling you out