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New Boots...(joke...)

posted 1/30/2008 3:46:27 PM |
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  straightup_9

Sent to me by a friend......I'm still LMAO.....

An elderly couple named Margaret and Burt live in Alberta. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'

Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope,' she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'

To which Margaret replies...

'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat!


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ladybootscooter

Jan 30 @ 3:51PM  
Yeah an oldie but a goodie! Hey wonder if that new hat thing would work for my boobies???
DarkDesires99

Jan 30 @ 3:56PM  
Yes!
Hats I love hats!!!
straightup_9

Jan 30 @ 4:02PM  
Hey wonder if that new hat thing would work for my boobies

Wellllll....I dunno......send me a pic of them, and I'll put on a new hat, and get back to ya...
ladybootscooter

Jan 30 @ 4:12PM  
Sorry, no can do! Dayna says I can't share boobie pics til after the contest. That would give you an unfair advantage!!!
straightup_9

Jan 30 @ 4:22PM  
Curses!!!.....Foiled, again.........

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