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posted 1/30/2008 5:16:10 AM |
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  borty293

I've just received some feedback on the new organic vibrating panties. Seems that the vibrating is causing excess moisture to accumulate making the panties extremely heavy. Several people have reported their panties have fallen to their ankles due to the saturation of love juices.

After many hours in the panty lab, I have found a solution. Many of you are aware of the popularity of one of my inventions called the helium bra which counter acts gravity thus giving the breast that youthful pertness. I have used the same principal to counteract the moisture laden vibrating panties.

I have incorporated small plastic tubeing into the fabric of the panties, and filled them with heluim thus countering any gravitational pull from the saturation of love juices.

Please feel free to send me your vibrating panties for the proper insertion of the tubeing. Thankyou for your prompt attention to this matter

Your Spiritual Advisor ...Professor Pan.T.Borty

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ThePurpleProphet

Jan 30 @ 8:13AM  
If I'm not mistaken aren't you the propriertor of the mens strapless underwear. I'm sure you are. The problem I'm having is that anytime I move they bunch up into my rectum. The are fine for just laying around. But dang it if I get up to get a beer they climb right up in there and then they are to get back out. Now the tag say good for all purposes. To me getting a beer is purpose not accident. Refund?
NachoBaby

Jan 30 @ 10:04AM  
Hmmm me thinks this might be yet another panty sniffing scam..

BTW.. Bort.. did you know you can buy soiled panties in vending machines in Tokyo?
ladybootscooter

Jan 30 @ 10:37AM  
I think not sir! I'm still waiting for my nipple enlarger I ordered last year! I've not received any of the panties back that I sent in for the free laundry service you advertised last year as well! I'm down to so few pair now that I don't always have a pair to wear daily and it's too cold here lately to go without!
Looking4ever

Jan 30 @ 10:53AM  
Am I one of the few that have been able to resist this charlatan?
DarkDesires99

Jan 30 @ 11:17AM  
Good I’m glad you came up with a new solution the suspenders I was wearing looked a little nerdy!
Lisa46

Jan 30 @ 11:46AM  
needless to say what happens when the helium inflates between your legs
StraddleMyNose

Jan 30 @ 7:14PM  
You should see Kim's panties, VERY SEXY, especially with her in them!

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