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Where's Your Mind?

posted 1/29/2008 1:54:17 AM |
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Answer the following questions and then look at the answers.


Questions

1. What is round, hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajama's that you can hang a hat on it?

2. What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and sticky?

3. What is 6 inches long and women can't wait to get their hands on?

4. What is a four letter word, ending in "K" that means to have intercourse?

5. What is long, hard and filled with seamen?

6. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs???

7. What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?




No cheating!



I said no cheating!




















Answers

1. His head
2. Chewing gum
3. US paper currency
4. Talk
5. A submarine
6. Shake hands
7. Legs

Now tell the truth, how many of you had your mind in the gutter?

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DeDe54

Jan 29 @ 2:37AM  
my mind is never in the gutter its in his pants!!

Good one hon!!
canuhelpme258

Jan 29 @ 3:08AM  
I plead the 5th...
baldbychoice2kx

Jan 29 @ 3:23AM  
My mind is never in the gutter.
My mind IS the gutter.
I'm out of my mind.
Therefore, my mind is never in the gutter.


Good one, though.
frankbarks

Jan 29 @ 5:09AM  
gotta get out of the gutter... someday.
whisperingcomet

Jan 29 @ 8:14AM  
but But ,,,,all my friends are in the gutter,,,,I wanna stay with them
Ewe_Wish

Jan 29 @ 9:23AM  
Our minds were in the gutter cause we didnt think you could tell a clean joke...............


Lisa46

Jan 29 @ 10:03AM  
my mind was in the gutter cause I"m horny *hint hint hint*
DarkDesires99

Jan 29 @ 10:13AM  

Ok I knew it would be tricky so I actually got 3 right and 2 fairly close.
The spelling on seamen was a dead give away.
For some reason I couldn’t come up with talk, mmmmm I wonder what that means?
Oh well back to the gutter with the rest of them.
sugarnspice005

Jan 29 @ 11:17AM  
Sunshine79

Jan 29 @ 11:21AM  
Only one I got right was the damn submarine.....LOL
rescueremedy

Jan 29 @ 12:01PM  
No Comment .....
NachoBaby

Jan 29 @ 1:57PM  
Where's Your Mind?

I left it in my other pair of pants.
MsHelle

Jan 29 @ 2:59PM  
I think my mind is in that area between the gutter and the sewer
swyeter

Jan 29 @ 3:44PM  
DeDe ~ If you mind is in his pants does that mean your face is there also.

Canu ~ Pleading the 5th isn't going to help because everyone already knows where your mind is.

baldbychoice2kx ~ Using your logic that "My mind IS the gutter" would mean that you are gutter minded and therefore "your mind is always in the gutter".

frankbarks ~ I don’t have to look to know your profile says "single", trust me, once you are married your mind will leave the gutter. That is unless you lucky enough to find one that is in it deeper than you in which case she will drag you down to her level.

whisperingcomet ~ You ever think that you may be the reason their minds are in the gutter

Ewe_Wish ~ I don't normally tell clean jokes because I know you wouldn't understand them because your mind stays in the gutter.

Lisa ~ Your mind has been in the gutter since you started puberty, come to think about it you been horny ever since you started puberty.

DarkDesires ~ You told me you were a good girl. Did you miss the “K” one because you oral sex is the same as verbal intercourse”?

Sugarnspice ~ We all know that in your case sugarnspice does mean “everything” nice.

Sunshine ~ Dayum I would have just figured that you thought it a typo and missed that one too.

rescueremedy ~ We all know from watching politicians that “no comment” means “guilty as hell”.

NachoBaby ~ Do you mind telling the name of the guy in the pants at the time.

MsHelle ~ Can I take that to mean in addition to you being down for sex pleasures you also have a potty mouth in the process. I would also like to introduce you to frankbarks above; I do believe he may be looking for a lady with your type of mind.
curious4242

Feb 6 @ 12:12AM  
Penis! Penis penis penis penis penis!

Woo-hoo! I got 'em all right!

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