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posted 1/29/2008 1:30:09 AM |
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Okay so, one of my favorite movies is Mame. In any form. Auntie Mame the 1958 version with Rosalind Russell (the best ) or Mame the musical with Lucille Ball. Doesn't matter I love it!!

One because its fun and two because it has some of my favorite quotes in it.
The first you saw in the title of the blog.

Live! Live! Live!

But the second is my fave.......
Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!

Just wanted to say that. So are you feasting or starving????


And now a joke:

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"

"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.

"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was a wakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone"

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Jan 29 @ 1:39AM  
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canuhelpme258

Jan 29 @ 3:11AM  

you can beat your
kids
wife
dog

But nothing beats a blowjob!

Oh just kidding ladies!
MsHelle

Jan 29 @ 12:09PM  
Hey, Auntie Mame is one of my fav movies as well but you gotta read the book, it's even more hysterical.

Canu - you need serious detox from the NC air - it's making you sillier than usual.

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