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Never Choke in a restaurant in the South *JOKE*

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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowlyback to the bar.His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver'but I ain't niver seed nobody do it! If you don't send this to five friends, there will be five fewer people>>laughing in the world!!

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gwenafar

Jan 28 @ 4:14PM  
thank you for that babydoll...i needed a good laugh
ShadowMale

Jan 28 @ 5:07PM  
Joke was funny.... and not to detract from it any..... but hillbillies are from the mountain regions.... not the south. You should have used redneck there instead. Just saying.
BABYDOLL666

Jan 28 @ 5:19PM  
sorry if it wasnt correct but i got this as an email Just sayin
ThePurpleProphet

Jan 28 @ 6:52PM  
Oh yes, in these politically correct times we don't want to stereotype the wrong culture.
onehornytoad69

Jan 28 @ 7:49PM  
Good one!! Thx....
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sugarnspice005

Jan 28 @ 8:37PM  
That was funny!!!!
Looking4ever

Jan 28 @ 8:41PM  
Oh yes, in these politically correct times we don't want to stereotype the wrong culture.

sumdaysoon

Jan 28 @ 9:31PM  
its a hillbilly redneck..........will that make it ok......... it's still funny even if it was a ceo........
Sunshine79

Jan 28 @ 10:00PM  
Howcome no men have ever helped me like that?? Aren't I far south enuff??

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Never Choke in a restaurant in the South *JOKE*