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The difference between guts and balls

posted 1/26/2008 8:33:40 PM |
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  dragonsflame61

Subject: The distinction between guts and balls


We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed,the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

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RuffRiding

Jan 26 @ 8:36PM  
I fall in the catagory of ___ BALLS
onehornytoad69

Jan 26 @ 9:00PM  
Thx....
canuhelpme258

Jan 26 @ 9:54PM  
Zaftik

Jan 26 @ 10:43PM  

Thank you for that clarification!!
shellsmack

Jan 27 @ 7:02AM  
I was going to say: Medically speaking: THAT'S GONNA HURT!

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