The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first
> time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
> very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love
to
you.'
>
> 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
>
> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we
> can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that
> sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
>
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
> and, having a chuckle to himself, he Thinks to himself, I've got to
> see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
an
> eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
>
> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
> support aided by walking sticks.
> Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence.
> The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
>
> As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly
> they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever
seen.
> This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
> and
moaning and screaming.
> Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
life
> and old age that he didn't know.
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
> couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
>
> The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing.
> I've got to ask them what their secret is.
>
> So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
> something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
> there some sort of secret to this?'
>
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that
> wasn't an electric fence.'
>
>
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