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OK, OK...One more for the weekend....

posted 1/25/2008 4:44:43 PM |
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Whoo-Hooo!!!...It's Friday...I've had my "casual sex" for the day....Read all the blogs...sent out all my "wanna-fucks"....and am now preparing myself for a GREAT weekend.....

My Doctor has cleared me to begin using my upper body for lifting more than 8 pounds...and, although I'm still not allowed to drive (air bags) he said it's ok to drive my tractor....This means I can get my little "hell's half acre" ready for my garden...

Soooo....everyone have a wonderful weekend, and I'll be back Monday....Now, stop me if you've heard this one:

A guy walks into a bar and notices another guy sitting at the bar with a monkey...
He asks why he has a monkey in the bar...
The guy tells him he makes his living by betting $100.00 that no one can come up with anything the monkey won't eat...
The first guy sez he can, and places a que ball on the bar...
The monkey sniffs the que ball, and promptly swallows it whole

He pays the $100.00 and leaves...

The next day, while telling a friend about the incident, his friend informed him he should have used very spicy meat balls....since monkeys are mainly vegetarian, and don't like spicy things....

That night he returned to the bar, with three spicy meat balls, and again placed a bet...

The monkey picked up the meatballs, one at a time, slowly inserted them into his rectum, then pulled them out and swallowed them whole...

"That was amazing" he said..."But why did he put them in his ass before he ate them?"

The monkey's owner replied "He was just checking them for size, He had a little trouble with that que ball"

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casuallylooking

Jan 25 @ 5:05PM  
Have a great weekend. I'm glad you're recovering well...... but make sure you still use some caution...

I've had my "casual sex" for the day....
..Wait!! You mean there really is such a thing ?
straightup_9

Jan 25 @ 5:17PM  
But, but, but....YOU SAID!!......Now that I've got her convinced there is...don't go spreading any rumors.....

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