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Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,
The Dog

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Sunshine79

Jan 24 @ 10:23PM  
Thanks for sharing......Poor kitty!
borachone

Jan 24 @ 10:31PM  
You need a power flush toilet to keep from having to wipe up the footprints heading to the door .
asnet

Jan 24 @ 11:18PM  
As long as we are on this subject,
on Thursday evening
I was attacked in Chinatown
by a Starbucks toilet
that suddenly decided
to reverse flush.
Has this ever happened to anyone else before?

onehornytoad69

Jan 25 @ 6:33AM  
thx!

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