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If y'all don't find these funny, then something is seriously wrong!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
- Juan on Juan
Brandy Green

What is a Yankee?
- The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
- The position of the dirt bag


Why is divorce so expensive?
- Because its worth it.


What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
- Doughnuts


Why is air a lot like sex?
- Because its no big deal unless you're not getting any.


What do you call a smart blonde?
- A golden retriever.


What do attorneys use for birth control?
- Their personalities.


What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
- 10 years and 45 lbs.


What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
- 45 minutes/


What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
- Through his chest with a sharp knife.


Why do men want to marry virgins?
- They can't stand criticism.


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
- Because those men already have boyfriends.


What's the difference between a new husband a new dog?
- After a year the dog is still excited to see you.


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
- The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
- Because they have cotton balls.


What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
- A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
- Mace will do that to you.


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
- Breats don't have eyes.


Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck Schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
- Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.


Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
- A different bar.


Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
- They named him "Sum Ting Wong"


What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
- A speech impediment


What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
- They're hiring.


What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
- A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with...."a recipe"


How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
- Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"


What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
- A northern fairytale begins "Once Upon A Time....
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
- No one's tall enough to go on the good rides!

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Shaggy1

Jan 24 @ 8:12PM  
Sunshine79

Jan 24 @ 8:24PM  
Still funny...I believe I posted this a while back...If it wasn't me it, it was someone else.
sugarnspice005

Jan 24 @ 10:07PM  


Those were cute.

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