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Apples and Wine posted 1/24/2008 12:36:34 AM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke   swyeter Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to Women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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rescueremedy	Jan 24 @ 1:08AM
	Cute ... .. ,but sometimes we get tired of stomping
Java345	Jan 24 @ 1:08AM
	Finally, I found out why I have been getting stomped on for 30 years!! Problem is, I got stomped so much I just turned into fucking grape jelly!!
Ewe_Wish	Jan 24 @ 1:17AM
canuhelpme258	Jan 24 @ 2:15AM
	air got in my bottle... I'm just vinegar now!
bentan	Jan 24 @ 2:21AM
	Wait a minute, ya mean grapes can climb apple trees and apples can stomp grapes?
onehornytoad69	Jan 24 @ 6:27AM
CANDACECSR	Jan 24 @ 8:09AM
	Bravo!!!! You are SOOOO wise John!!!!
DarkDesires99	Jan 24 @ 10:17AM
	Cute mmmm what about sweet apple wine?
swyeter	Jan 24 @ 5:01PM
	,but sometimes we get tired of stomping Maybe if you ladies wouldn't stomp so hard ................................... I'm just saying
swyeter	Jan 24 @ 5:04PM
	Finally, I found out why I have been getting stomped on for 30 years!! Problem is, I got stomped so much I just turned into fucking grape jelly!! Well no wonder they stomp you, what do you expect when they keep catching you fucking the grape jelly.
swyeter	Jan 24 @ 5:05PM
	air got in my bottle... I'm just vinegar now! You got to esome air getting into your bottle when you let the ladies blow in it.
swyeter	Jan 24 @ 5:09PM
	mmmm what about sweet apple wine? Are you suggesting that when a man squeezes the apple of his eye she can become sweet apple wine?
borachone	Jan 24 @ 10:54PM
	Seems like an awful lot of fruity things in here
bandengor	Jan 28 @ 8:28AM
	mmmmmmmmmmm....apples