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posted 1/24/2008 12:36:34 AM |
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  swyeter

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to Women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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rescueremedy

Jan 24 @ 1:08AM  
Cute ... .. ,but sometimes we get tired of stomping
Java345

Jan 24 @ 1:08AM  
Finally, I found out why I have been getting

stomped on for 30 years!!

Problem is, I got stomped so much I just

turned into fucking grape jelly!!
Ewe_Wish

Jan 24 @ 1:17AM  
canuhelpme258

Jan 24 @ 2:15AM  
air got in my bottle... I'm just vinegar now!
bentan

Jan 24 @ 2:21AM  
Wait a minute, ya mean grapes can climb apple trees and apples can stomp grapes?
onehornytoad69

Jan 24 @ 6:27AM  
CANDACECSR

Jan 24 @ 8:09AM  
Bravo!!!! You are SOOOO wise John!!!!
DarkDesires99

Jan 24 @ 10:17AM  

Cute
mmmm what about sweet apple wine?
swyeter

Jan 24 @ 5:01PM  
,but sometimes we get tired of stomping

Maybe if you ladies wouldn't stomp so hard ................................... I'm just saying
swyeter

Jan 24 @ 5:04PM  
Finally, I found out why I have been getting stomped on for 30 years!! Problem is, I got stomped so much I just turned into fucking grape jelly!!

Well no wonder they stomp you, what do you expect when they keep catching you fucking the grape jelly.
swyeter

Jan 24 @ 5:05PM  
air got in my bottle... I'm just vinegar now!

You got to esome air getting into your bottle when you let the ladies blow in it.
swyeter

Jan 24 @ 5:09PM  
mmmm what about sweet apple wine?

Are you suggesting that when a man squeezes the apple of his eye she can become sweet apple wine?
borachone

Jan 24 @ 10:54PM  
Seems like an awful lot of fruity things in here
bandengor

Jan 28 @ 8:28AM  
mmmmmmmmmmm....apples

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