But Bob didn't know what was in store for him
Sally's ex had just gotten out of jail
As mad as Sally's ex was (and he was so mad, he couldn't stop dancing ), he wasn't going to let anything interfere with the relationship he developed with Chuck , a man he had met in prison.
Okay, I'll level with you, I don't know where this story is going from here.
So how about this, Sally and Bob fuck like rabbits . .
All is well, until Jerry starts putting the moves on Sally . , etc.
Jerry has an STD that makes him change colors when he takes a piss <-- he has to sit to pee cause he doesn't have legs
Jerry picked up the STD from Jill .
Bob goes to the doctor , this turns out to be a smart idea. The doctor finds more wrong things wrong with him, like an improbably placed sign .
Bob confronts Jerry , but as it turns out Jerry is a master of mixed martial arts, and dislocates Bob's arms <-- that's a look of excrutiating pain.
So there you have it Bob ends this story alone, with an STD , and friendless <-- he's crying, here.
moral of the story: Don't Fuck with Jerry , Literally or figuratively.
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