Sweet Jebus! I found it! posted 1/22/2008 9:27:04 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse

aspiringwriter

I mentioned before that I saw a hilarious post wherein Dominus defined a bunch of the emoticons. After much searching, I finally found it again. It's in the Ponering Attraction... thread (page 4) in the Dating and Romance section. And for a limited time, reprinted here:

The Emoticon Guide:
(reprinted without permission)

= General lewdness
= You're boring me
= Those Manolo Blahniks are on sale
= Carl is listening to Def Lepard again
= Hemmorhoid break!
= I have signs coming out of my mouth
= All Hail King Nooner
= I can clean my ears with my thumb
= Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!
= Flu season again
= Massochist for hire
= Contact lens fell out
= Trampolines are fun
= This is how Geek Squad fixes your computer
= Cellular mitosis for fun and profit
= What do you mean it was a urine sample?
= Interracial is fun!
= S/M couple seeks same
= Hurry up and get this wristwatch off of me!
= Abbreviation for Old Man Groin
= Chat is back up and running?

Anyway, there you have it. I'mma go shower now and then maybe write some emoticon theatre, or do something else original.

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