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posted 1/22/2008 3:05:01 PM |
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A grizzled old cowboy was leaning on the bar, in a crowed saloon, having a drink...

A cocky young kid walks up to him and sez: "Hey, oldtimer...you know anything about gun-fighting?"

" A little...." was the answer

"Well, I was hoping you might give me some pointers."..said the kid

" Kin ya shoot? "...the old man asked.

The young man pulled his left pistol out with his left hand...and his right pistol out with his right hand...and BANG!!!...he shot the cufflink off the piano player's left wrist...then POW!!!...he shot the right cufflink off....The piano play continued playing with out missing a beat......

" Well," said the old man..." I think I may be able to help you out..."
You go across the street to the hardware store and git yoself a file.....then file that front site down so it's smooth and even with the barrel.....Then you go to the back of the store and stick both guns down deep in that barrel of lard, and swish them around real good......"

"Will this make me a better gunfighter?"...asked the kid..

"No" replied the old man..."But when Wyatt Earp gets through playing that piano, he's gonna stuck those guns up your ass!!!"

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