I have just acquired some land just outside of Bortyville near the town dump and am presently in negotations with town council regarding a new theme park called PANTYLAND.. 
The project will consist of several venues some of which I will unvail right here on AMD. The rides will be ...The Panty Sling, which will consist of several latex panties tied together to act as a sling shot...The Panty Parachute...which will consist of large granny panties for a safe and pleasurable float to earth and The Zepplin ..which consists of thousands of satin panties filled with helium so customers can get a birds eye view of beautiful downtown Bortyville
Of course there will be panty sniffing contests and midget panty wrestling plus panty washing contests judged by yours truly.
In order to realize this fantastic project ...I will need all your used panties sent directly to me in Bortyville
Thanks in advance ...Your Spiritual Advisor ...Professor Pan.T.Borty
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ynot7769
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Jan 22 @ 6:00AM
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and midget panty wrestling
does Canu know about this ????  
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Looking4ever
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Jan 22 @ 6:53AM
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I'm thinking they might want to up your medication. 
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whisperingcomet
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Jan 22 @ 6:59AM
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Great Idea,,,my panties are on the way!
uuuu uuuu,,,will you name a ride after me,,,,":ride the comet"
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Ewe_Wish
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Jan 22 @ 7:30AM
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I knew all it was going to take was a little time for you to come up with this scheme..............................just another way to get panties, isn't it? 
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Sunshine79
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Jan 22 @ 8:05AM
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What if all my panties are crotchless and invisable??? 
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NachoBaby
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Jan 22 @ 8:22AM
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Can I send you the Macho Panties I purchased for a friend? yeah that's it.. a friend..
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Lisa46
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Jan 22 @ 9:12AM
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What about thongs??? I bought some and hate them !!! Can you use them for maybe the slingshot ride?? 
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max49
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Jan 22 @ 10:28AM
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But...but professor Pan T. what about me? Do I still have job? 
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DarkDesires99
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Jan 22 @ 10:42AM
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If you get enough panties you could even make a panty maze.
Lost inside it with panties everywhere you look!
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DarkDesires99
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Jan 22 @ 1:05PM
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Pantyland the on going saga!
Hey Borty is this guy working for you???
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22782812/?GT1=10755
"Panty thief sentenced for laundry room larceny
Man gets 1.5 months for stealing 1,613 pairs of panties, bras, others"
"In his bedroom, police said, they found enough women's underwear to fill five garbage bags."
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shellsmack
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Jan 22 @ 1:12PM
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You could have the Cotton Crotch Hop, one of the worlds scariest roller coasters this side of Manhattan. Then at the end there would be a drop off into Bush De Garden for that extra soft landing.
 
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canuhelpme258
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Jan 22 @ 4:36PM
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*backs a gianormous dump truck full of full port o johns into Pantyland, hits the lever and makes a big ole stinky mess*
The Evil Dr, Canu will not be stopped!
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canuhelpme258
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Jan 22 @ 4:47PM
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"In his bedroom, police said, they found enough women's underwear to fill five garbage bags."
I'm out awaiting appeal right now!
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borachone
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Jan 22 @ 10:26PM
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Ummm where do I gets muh jobe aplicashun ?
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sugarnspice005
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Jan 22 @ 10:31PM
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Was wondering myself how long it would take for the announcement of Pantyland....took you long enough. 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jan 23 @ 3:54AM
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Borty, wasn't that your house on the news I saw earlier tonight where law enforcement officers caught up with a panty thief in Spokane Washington, and they showed all of the panties (100's of them" laying in rows on the floor?
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