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"Everybody's Fucking But Me" a theme song

posted 1/21/2008 8:39:48 PM |
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So I first heard this song a few years ago at a Drag Queen Brunch in DC.
And after I got over the fact that she(he) looked better than most of the women there.
Including me and my friends.
I realized I really loved this song! Needless to say I ran right out and bought it.
I love to sing and I'm pretty good (I say so therefore it is truth).
But unfortunately this is not a song you can just belt out when the mood hits you.
Well, you can but believe me you get lots of strange looks
Anyway, I thought I would share it with you, us bein' friends and all Enjoy!

Why Me God? (aka Everybody's Fucking But Me)

Everybody's fucking but me
I just can't seem to get laid
Some girls even ball two or three
then they just seem to trade

I can't laid
A dazzling urbanite like me
And though it's well made
my pussy's useful only when I pee

Everybody's fucking but me
I'm dying of terminal lust
Christ it's so depressing to see
my plumbing covered with rust

My sex life is so gloomy
Even my dog won't do me
Everybody's fucking ... but me

Everybody's fucking but me
I guess I just have no class
Lustful guys behind every tree
It's just a pain in the ass

All the men just seem to duck me
I wish they'd shout "whoohoo!" and fuck me
Everybody's fucking ....... but me

This song is old (as in the 20's) and has been recorded by quite a few people but I have the one by these folks.
You can listen to a clip here>>>Asylum Street Spankers

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May 5 @ 9:45AM  
are you a drag queen?i know i am!!!!!!!!!!!

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