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posted 1/21/2008 7:31:37 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

Well...I hope that got your attention.


I got this cute email from my sister today....and wanted to share with everyone.

When you have a "I
Hate My Job" day, try this:


On your way home from work, stop at your
pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson.


Be very sure you get this brand. When you
get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you
will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and
sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins Take out the
literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small
print there is a statement:


"Every Rectal Thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud
five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control
department at Johnson & Johnson."




HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS
ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS
MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS

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JamalLewis

Jan 21 @ 7:40PM  
HAHAHA!!!
Ewe_Wish

Jan 21 @ 7:46PM  
Omg that wasnt what i was expecting.........................
canuhelpme258

Jan 22 @ 2:28PM  
Are they hiring????

Seriously, where I work we have such sayings as

Every day we punch the clock, bend over grab our socks
brace ourselves here comes the cock


Or we call being on the clock "riding the big green shaft"

I'd rather like something small like a thermometer for a change!

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