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The Bottle of Wine

posted 1/21/2008 6:39:44 PM |
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The Bottle of Wine


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday morning;

it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.



The woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting.
I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends
and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...
women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

T he woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back in,
and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police...."

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bchill

Jan 21 @ 7:03PM  
That's crazy!
40yearoldvirgin

Jan 21 @ 7:07PM  
Ya just can't trust women. They're tricky!

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