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You may be an EXTREME Redneck if.....

posted 1/20/2008 2:07:24 PM |

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You May Be An EXTREME Redneck If ... ...

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
dinner table - - in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
down, depending upon how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times, and still have
the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying,
"Hey, guys, watch this!"

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
Banner" are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth
than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. One of your kids was conceived on a pool table.

16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get
a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it.

18. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
your wife drunk.

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Wordsofwit

Jan 20 @ 2:38PM

If your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You think that Moosehead is an alternative lifestyle instead of a beer.

A double wide elevates you from being trailer trash.

You think that a toothbrush was invented in your county because in any other county, it would be called a teeth brush.

Going to a singles bar and attending a family reunion are the same event.

Your dogs have involve a less in bred family tree than yours does.

Your spouse is part of the family before you marry them.

If you divorce and remarry, your inlaws don't change.

Your wife's sister knows your daughter is pregnant because his dick tastes different.

I have more but not recalling them at the moment.

Ashinatrix

Jan 20 @ 2:49PM

You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
Banner" are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Sunshine79

Jan 20 @ 3:26PM

Thanks for the laugh!!

paradox110

Jan 20 @ 6:45PM

My friderator is in the kitchen, so that number 13 don' 'ply t' me.

borachone

Jan 21 @ 8:57PM

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
Banner" are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."

WTF you mean it's not ????

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