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Just Pondering the Mysteries of Life..... posted 1/19/2008 10:16:50 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, new, joke, questions   straightup_9 Ever have one of those moments when something just jumps out of nowhere and slaps you in the face?... And, try as you might, you just can't make it "go away"? I have such a thing..... It won't leave me alone.... Help me, dear friends,.....I need an answer.... "DOES IT MAKE YOU LESS OF A PERSON, IF YOU FAKE YOUR ORGASM WHEN MASTURBATING.....ALONE?" Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Ashinatrix	Jan 19 @ 11:11AM
SxzeNewMe	Jan 19 @ 11:11AM
	Yeah, and if you think you believed it was real, you're just fooling yourself! You realize, this is a clear case of multiple personalities, right? Get help!
Hard_uPoU812	Jan 19 @ 11:23AM
	If that were ever really the case, then you could say that your issues have issues.
SxzeNewMe	Jan 19 @ 11:27AM
	your issues have issues See, now you've got to find that confusing - hell, I'm confused! Straightup...was this an evil plan to suck us all into your twisted world???
straightup_9	Jan 19 @ 11:54AM
	What can I say.....someone's gotta take up the perversion slack now and then...c'mon, now....this question arose because during a breakup with a former girlfriend a number of years ago, her parting comment was "I faked all my orgasms"...Hell...she had more toys than Toys-R-Us....made me start to wonder.......