Dear Gentlemen, (If you can be called that) 
I have set out to find a way to let you know that I am made up of more than being a rotating cum receptacle. 
As many women (including myself) have done in the past we have posted blogs, have bitched and complained, and have even sent you back nasty (but not in the good way) emails to let you know that we have criteria that need to be met before we will jump into bed with you. 
I do realize that my slutty profile cums across as "cum bang me now", or "I will let any ass put their dick in me".......BUT that doesn't necessarily mean YOU!!! 
Because I know that the majority of you cannot read anything longer than a sentence or two, I will cut right to the chase...........
Number 1: Do NOT contact me if you are just traveling through, and think that I am going to sneak on over to your hotel and hop on pop!
Number 2: Referring to Number 1...... I may be many miles from where you think I really am, as I am not stupid enough to post my real zip code.... ya know... so that when my perverted boss comes on here to jack off before he goes to bed, he isn't doing it to MY picture. 
Number 3: I DO have criteria that needs to be met, before I jump into bed with anybody!! For example.... if you can't read this and figure out where to fuck I am coming from..... DON'T BOTHER TO CONTACT ME!!!!
Number 4: Continued from number 3..... oh yes.... more criteria.... you need to be able to talk intelligently (just because I can be a slut in the bedroom doesn't mean that I will fuck anything with two legs and a zipper),  you need to be clean, AND you need to meet the criteria of my husband too, because buddy..... YES!!!!!..... he will be there to watch when you fuck me!
Well..... now that I have written a letter longer than the directions on a soup can, and I have "lost" you, I will close.
Bottom line is this DON'T EXPECT THAT JUST BECAUSE I AM A BLONDE SLUT, THAT I AM NECESSARILY GOING TO SPREAD MY LEGS FOR YOU! 
Kisses,  Hopon
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MonkeyWoman30
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Jan 17 @ 8:15PM
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Um... you GO GIRL!
Here's a worthless green thingy 
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DeviousFem24
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Jan 17 @ 8:19PM
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Hopon, my thoughts exactly.Have another greeny.
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Wordsofwit
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Jan 17 @ 8:22PM
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"As many women (including myself) have done in the past we have posted blogs, have bitched and complained, and have even sent you back nasty (but not in the good way) emails to let you know that we have criteria that need to be met before we will jump into bed with you."
Respectfully, I understand your justified points and frustrations. That being said, having been here for a while and experienced what you have, why the fuck bother posting a blog on it? It doesn't do any good or serve any purpose.
Isn't posting a blog like this about as effective as posting one asking flies not to disturb your barbecue? Like these kind of guys really read blog posts or care? Perhaps you are preaching to the choir?
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sugarnspice005
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Jan 17 @ 8:29PM
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You tell em girl!!!!      
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bchill
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Jan 17 @ 8:32PM
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WHO PISSED IN YOUR KOOL-AID? THAT'S WHY HILLARY CLINTON DOESN'T NEED TO BE PRESIDENT. AND CAN YOU SEND ME SOME OF THOSE PICS I CAN'T AFFORD TO SEE?
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borachone
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Jan 17 @ 8:37PM
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All things considered (and read I did gradiate thurd grade) Wanna fuck? 
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lunanegra
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Jan 17 @ 9:06PM
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bchill,no need for the misogynistic e-shouting...geez criminy  
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pssylvr
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Jan 17 @ 9:14PM
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Thats not what Ive been hearing !!!!!
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kozmik_wave
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Jan 17 @ 9:17PM
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no worries, it surely wasn't me...first and last time i looked at your profile was just now
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youngm22
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Jan 17 @ 10:17PM
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hmmmm you joined an adult website that includes every sleezebag,pervert,and desperate man across the united states and are mad because you get dumbass guys messageing you thinking that they will bang you if they give a time,location and a picture of a penis in there profile HI! my names common sense have we met yet?
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ladybootscooter
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Jan 17 @ 11:56PM
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You tell 'em Hop! The only problem with all this is, if they don't take time to read your profile they won't read your blog either, but I hell I understand, sometimes ya just gotta rant to feel better!
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dmbradley1978854
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Jan 18 @ 12:03AM
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You lost me!!! LOL...... 
I understand. 
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mrknowuwell
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Jan 18 @ 12:47AM
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u had me at HELLO 
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buatbu
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Jan 18 @ 4:50PM
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Have you gotten Tony's book yet????
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randy25401
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Jan 26 @ 7:38PM
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since i just read and seen that you don't list your actual location....or do you?
just curious if i was closer that i thought...
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jcarolina
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Mar 9 @ 12:08AM
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I know you're not just some road whore with no self-esteem. Some people just enjoy sex more than others. That doesn't mean you're a skanky slut, and I will defend your honor at all turns.
Speaking of turns, when do I get mine?
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