Little Johnny came home late from school one day to find his mother and father angrily waiting on him...
"Where have you been?" demanded his mother
"Well," replied Johnny, "Little Susie wanted to play doctor, and we ended up fucking, and I lost track of time."
"I'm not happy with what you did" said his mother "But, because you told the truth, go have some cookies and milk, and we will forget the whole thing"
The next day, johnny was late again...
"What's your excuse today?" asked his mother
"Mrs. Smith, down the street invited me in for kool-ade, and we ended up fucking, and I lost track of time" was the reply.
"Well, you told the truth, so go have some cookies and milk, but I'm giving you a time out for being late"...
The third day, Johnny is late again...
"What happened this time?" his mother demanded.
"WELL," said Johnny, " The teacher asked if i could stay and help her after school......"
At this point , his father jumped up, and grabbed Johnny and headed for the back door....
His mother screamed "Please!!!!...DON'T KILL HIM!!!"
"Kill him?" said his father, "Hell, I'm gonna cook him a steak....He can't keep this up on cookies and milk!!!"
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