Fuzzy math (or confessions of a wannabe attention whore) posted 1/13/2008 8:02:59 AM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: canu

aspiringwriter

I have horrible insomnia, so I decided to read the last weeks worth of blogs. well not all of them but most of them. Anyway, here's somethings I've noticed:
1) I'm an attention whore. As such, I'ma start name dropping and see if that helps increase my who's veiwed me #. In the week I've been here I've made 43 posts. At this rate, I'll have the same number of posts that Ynot currently has in 378 and half weeks. Just think, that's a little over 7 years... Damn, gotta learn to be more of attention whore...
2) I'm developing a man crush (when 1 hetreo develops a crush for another man, nothing sexual, sorry) for canu somethin' feirce. . Seriously, open up a new tab/window and give me a kudo everytime he says something funny or interesting. I'll be rollin' in green thingies.
3) Real Unique mentioned DeviousFem's blog in his AMD week in review, and he didn't mention mine, a response to her's. Maybe it would help if mine wasn't so rambly. Or maybe I have to be a hot chick to get him to feed my attention whore needs.
4) Somebody mentioned something about making a scorecard for blogs, I thought that sounded like an amusing proposition. Besides, maybe it'll steal some of Real Unique's thunder, and get him to mention me, if for no other reason than out of fear that I'll do this again.

The score card for the week of January 6-12
Total: 261
Meta-blogs (blogs about blogging, themselves, etc.): 13
Response Blogs (blogs written in direct response to another blog): 15
In the news (passing news stories around the web): 11
Today I (what you did today, how you're feeling right now): 19
About me (about the authors personality or past): 7
Just a ? (blogs intended just to elicit comments): 25
Hang in there (and other such messages of good will to man): 10
Broadcasts (strictly verbotten, but nobody reads the rules anyway): 22
Broadcasts not about sex (not sure if this is against the rules, don't care either way): 2
Pointless (single sentences without any context): 11
Football (the proper/American kind): 3
Jokes/Humor/Satire (or other such nonsense): 40!
-blogs labeled as humor: 15
Philosophy/Psycology (observations about people mostly, some metaphysics mixed in): 7
Politics (statements/jokes/other blogs about the coming election/general polotics): 4
Rules of the game (how to fuck up on AMD, how to fuck up a relationship, etc): 3
Blogs that made me hungry (about food): 3
Blogs that made me horny (erotica): 5
Original fiction (also including poems and songs): 3
The old in-out-in-out (just a declaration about sex and liking it): 1
Song lyrics (if you don't get this headline, don't breed): 1
Old school (blogs by, for, or about the Old School on AMD): 10
Goodbye, cruel world (people leaving/taking a break from AMD): 3
Back for more (people returning to AMD): 4
Oops! (complaints about the oops bug): 3
Random Gripes (okay, not particularly random, but I couldn't tell what these were about): 7
Bitchin about Amd/vanilla site: 2
Women bitching about men (most frequently about 'wanna fuck' e-mails): 16
Men bitching about women (most frequently about not responding to 'wanna fuck' e-mails): 14
Thank you (gratitude for a job well done): 1
Tagged canu (Mostly, but not solely Canu's): 21
SPAM, SPAM, sausage and SPAM (blatantly SPAM): 1
lolcats (good ole loveable lolcats, the aqua vitae of internet forums): 1

notes: the category designations were based on my own arbitrary judgement. some things fit into multiple categories, so I picked one by using a highly complex and thoroughly scientific metric (IOW, I picked at random) Usually, humor won out and maybe there were some other hard and fast (hehe) rules that I used, I don't remember.
I don't mean to give the impression that I prefer one category over another or think less of you if your blogs fit a certain category in my mind. Blog about whatever you want, if I like it, I'll be happy. If not, well, its not like I paid for it, or it traumatised me. Also, the headings and subheadings for the categories are meant to be either funny or informative, not to give offense or pick fights.
I may have miscounted or misadded, or even double counted some blogs. Oh well, such is life.

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Blogs by aspiringwriter: This Week on AMD (part 1) an AMD week in review isn't in this blog An attempt at an AMD Lexicon Election Predictions More Drama for You Part 2 Some more drama pt 3 You want some drama? I got your drama! Sweet Jebus! I found it! What women want (or profiles in profiling) Balls and Blasphemy how many veiws do the average blog get Facial hair (is it as good for you as it is for me?) Fuzzy math (or confessions of a wannabe attention whore) Double Standards