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The Gentleman Perv OR How Not To Be A Dick About It

posted 1/12/2008 7:56:45 PM |
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  johnbd8

This is a repost from MD. A clique has taken it upon themselves to get me deleted. I'm not really sure why I am still there now that I found AMD. I havent been deleted and I think I am only staying there for the principle of the thing. My rules apply to AMD just as much, except I think I can be a little more open in chat n stuff here.




All men have the capacity to be perverts. Some have nice, clean profiles with talk of long walks on beaches, cuddling, looking for Ms. Right; and of course looks aren't important. But guess what? While he's waiting on the perfect, "imperfect" woman, he's willing to get his jolly's anywhere he can. So he hits you up for your messenger service.. then wham! He's the pervert in gentleman's clothing.

Now along comes this profile of a pervert. No doubt about it, no questions or arguments. Yes, I want to talk perverted to you ladies. However, there is more to this 'book cover' then meets the eye. A kind, patient, non-judgmental and HONEST gentleman peeks out from behind the green door.


My rules of engagement on MD are really very simple.


1.Respect your friends privacy and anonymity

2.Never perv on a woman unless they have at least winked at you and aware of whats in your profile

3.Never attempt to win her affections when you have no intentions of keeping them (this is a biggie, not just for the gentlemen, women have been known to play this little game too).


In chat:


Rule #1 is THE GOLDEN RULE

1.NEVER EVER talk about your friends and your sexcapades outside of MD

2.Never speak to strangers about sex unless spoken to

3.Never be a perv in chat unless its the 'vib' of the room


I havent ventured into the forums yet, but the same rules would apply.



Everything about why I am here is in my profile. If a lady is interested she will contact me. There's no reason to push the subject or use some lame pickup line. it's all right there in the open.


Written with the help of a friend, who wishes to remain anonymous.

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whisperingcomet

Jan 12 @ 7:58PM  
luv you
comet
canuhelpme258

Jan 12 @ 8:36PM  
I am forbidden by international treaty between Captain Underpants and myself from returning to the vanilla site.

AMD lore Dark Knight Walking was the very first to coin that name for the regular MD...
Captain Underpants is the derogatory name given to a loud mouth from MD who showed up here with three buddies to pick a fight with me!
Looking4ever

Jan 12 @ 10:04PM  
Good rules... Yeah, you are open and up front in your profile...and nothing wrong with that.
mommabear

Jan 14 @ 12:03PM  
Think your profile is well stated and I know you follow those rules..........

This guy is alot of fun ladies.........Check him out sometime.
sundance64

Jan 14 @ 2:15PM  
Captain Underpants is the derogatory name given to a loud mouth from MD who showed up here with three buddies to pick a fight with me!

He originally picked a fight with ME! Well, ok, I started it by leaving a none too nice comment on his stupid derogatory blog, but he and his cheering section just got ridiculous!

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