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posted 1/10/2008 3:04:55 PM |
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  dragonsflame61

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired
and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.


'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket!'


After a moment of silence, he farted.

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DarkDesires99

Jan 10 @ 3:09PM  
too true!
max49

Jan 10 @ 3:15PM  
LMFAO
inthbuff

Jan 10 @ 3:56PM  
What a beeeeoch... !!!!! Funny stuff though
just4fun6369

Jan 10 @ 5:55PM  
that's a good one
sugarnspice005

Jan 10 @ 6:49PM  


That was cute.

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