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posted 1/9/2008 8:44:38 PM |
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

3. Men can avoid arguments with their wives about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life -- WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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LilGriz

Jan 9 @ 9:14PM  
Well DS, I always put the seat down, even when my girls aren't visiting. I also lower the lid.
SxzeNewMe

Jan 9 @ 10:58PM  
Oh hell no!!! Too funny! #6...oh shit!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 10 @ 6:00PM  
I have seen this a few times that I got in an email forward a few years ago. Very helpful tips.

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