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911 call (joke)

posted 1/9/2008 6:25:09 PM |
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  straightup_9

Operator: "911, how may I help you?"

Caller: "Deys a Ho over here at da Moonlite motel, and she a bleedin' ta def"

Operator: "Sir, what happened?"

Caller: "She got da ghonnerhea"

Operator: "Sir, calm down, I don't think ghonnerhea causes you to bleed to death"

Caller: "When ya gives it to me it does!"

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ABrownEyedScorpio

Jan 9 @ 6:54PM  


Greenie for ya!
canuhelpme258

Jan 9 @ 7:16PM  
Oh fuck I hope I didn't know her too!

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