Operator: "911, how may I help you?"
Caller: "Deys a Ho over here at da Moonlite motel, and she a bleedin' ta def"
Operator: "Sir, what happened?"
Caller: "She got da ghonnerhea"
Operator: "Sir, calm down, I don't think ghonnerhea causes you to bleed to death"
Caller: "When ya gives it to me it does!"
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