An old grubby trucker walked into a brothel in Sparks, Nv...
He laid two $100.00 bills down on the bar and said: "I want the ugliest, fattest, meanest whore ya got, and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam smiled and said: "Sir, for that much you can have our best looking girl, and a steak dinner."
The trucker replied: "Naaa...I'm not hungry or horny....just homesick!"
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