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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES? *joke*

posted 1/9/2008 9:39:24 AM |
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To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. (Remember to use a timer)

3. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

5. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Thought for the day:

'SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES: NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.'

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Ewe_Wish

Jan 9 @ 10:50AM  
Oh that was awesome, Thanks!

You even get one of my kudos..........
straightup_9

Jan 9 @ 11:27AM  
OK...Green thingie to ya
BABYDOLL666

Jan 9 @ 11:31AM  
YAY I GOTS KUDOS MAN THANKS GUYS
HER_NIGHTMARE

Jan 9 @ 11:50AM  
I lol'd.
DeDe54

Jan 9 @ 12:06PM  
For a man who can't get a hard on, use duct tape and popsicle sticks
sugarnspice005

Jan 9 @ 3:30PM  


Wait!!!! You mean all that duct tape and WD-40 isn't really necessary?


Playguy40

Jan 9 @ 3:44PM  
That's funny. Last year I had a Plantar's Wart on the ball of my foot and I talked to people that unanimously said they spent hundreds on painful procedures by a podiatrist to have them removed only to have to do it all again. Expensive, painful, and unsuccessful procedures.

Then someone told me to just put Duct Tape over it for a couple of weeks. Two weeks and $2 later I no longer had the wart and it has never returned. I passed it on to the others and they too finally successfully got rid of theirs for good.

I have also heard this works for poison ivy.
sundance64

Jan 9 @ 6:09PM  
Universal cure all, clean all and all-round good stuff:

Vinegar!

And tasty on fries too!

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