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posted 1/7/2008 8:54:40 PM |
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  mrknowuwell

its one of those mondays.....i will call it a.....DOUBLE POOP MONDAY.......ya know it gunna be a shitty day when u have to crap twice......1st the boss unloads his load on ya....think he had a triple poop monday.....on the drive to work.....the old lady in front of me does not have to worry about how fast she has to drive to get to the toliet.....she has her depends on u jus never would know how long a city block is until u have ur asshole all puckered up .....tryin to hold back a bad case of montezumas revenge......then when i finally git 2 work.....run like hell 2 git 2 the bathroom........guess what i find.............u guessed it...........who the hell use up all the shit paper .....not gunna tell ya what the altenative was ......the only thing that makes it feel better is sum pepto bismal.........WRONG.....had a hard time deciding if i should puke pink bile.....or squirt it out a very sore anus......damm alternative..... so if ya should find urself thinkin yo quiero taco bell......jus say no

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DarkDesires99

Jan 7 @ 9:00PM  
Hopefully you didn’t have it with the Fire sauce!!!!
NachoBaby

Jan 7 @ 9:00PM  
I'll laugh for you cuz i know it's not funny... yet.

gonna soak that pooper in ice cream?
Ewe_Wish

Jan 7 @ 9:04PM  
Shit! Thats not good!!!
reichbane

Jan 7 @ 9:08PM  
Weve all been there man, try Indian food sometime and hold on to your anus...
Lisa46

Jan 7 @ 9:38PM  
gonna soak that pooper in ice cream?


OMG Sammy I spit my pop Sorry hun I know it ain't funny but you got to admit you gave a funny description
sugarnspice005

Jan 7 @ 10:09PM  
Damn!! Talk about a "shitty" day!

But.....on the "bright" side....tomorrows another day...might be better.
SxzeNewMe

Jan 7 @ 11:20PM  
Ew...that's not pretty. I'd offer to lend a hand but...ew, that's not pretty!




Hope tomorrow is a better day!
redbronze

Jan 9 @ 12:49AM  
No more Taco places for you..

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