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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa -
Half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America -
Well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India -
Very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -
Gently aging; but still warm and
a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain -
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia -
Lost some wars, won some great battles
but haunted by past mistakes,
still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia -
Very wide and borders are now
largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet -
Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages...
still desirable but only those
with an adventurous spirit and
a thirst for spiritual knowledge
and true love dare visit there.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 16 and 98,
a man is like Iran -
ruled by a dick...

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Looking4ever

Jan 7 @ 12:48PM  
Bbare49

Jan 7 @ 12:54PM  
I won't argue!


Much
DarkDesires99

Jan 7 @ 1:14PM  

I knew an older version of this with the final section over 70 being like Australia everyone knows it’s down there and no one really cares.

PS apologies to all my friends down under!
JamalLewis

Jan 7 @ 1:27PM  
Hahahaha. Sounds about right to me.
lunanegra

Jan 7 @ 2:28PM  
Nice...

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