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The Wizard *joke*

posted 1/7/2008 12:10:30 PM |
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The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

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DarkDesires99

Jan 7 @ 12:16PM  

A Wizard and a magic wand?

orzie

Jan 7 @ 1:24PM  
if a man is good under the sheets, women are always giving thanks to god ,so does this mean we are getting blessed with holy motion lotion ?? your awsome .go girl
Ewe_Wish

Jan 7 @ 2:42PM  
I thought Father Max was from Tennesee................


Great joke............
sugarnspice005

Jan 7 @ 10:18PM  
What more can I say but.......................

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