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SAVE THE PLANET!!!!! posted 1/5/2008 10:39:59 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: terrorist   mrknowuwell being the enviromentally aware guy that I am...the use and manufacture of batteries is deadly to our landfills ....we are such a disposable society.....A little research has identified that most of the batteries manufactured are used in womens vibrators.....the inventor that I am....I have decided to save our landfills and fight terrorism in one fell swoop with my latest invention...the nuclear powered vibrator .....who would of thought that getting ur freak on could save the planet...now ur thinking...how could u fight terrorism with ur nuclear powered dildo??....well ladies....if you should ever come upon a terrorist in action....stun him with a flash of your breasts....pull ur handy dildo out of your purse......set the fuse on ur pink nuclear powered torpedo.......and throw it at him......now.....run like hell and duck and cover......its a win win situation.....ACHMED gets his 40 virgins.....and we have one less terrorist......so get a nuclear powerd BOB today......offer void where prohibited by law......or the nuclear regulatory commision...... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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canuhelpme258	Jan 5 @ 10:45AM
	First I heard 99 virgins then 72 now 40? One terrorist and 40 virgins = 41 people that don't know how to fuck!
RuffRiding	Jan 5 @ 10:46AM
	I think he gets 70 virgins_______ Lucky guy
Lisa46	Jan 5 @ 10:50AM
	take me take me pick me dayumet
MIGHTY_SACK	Jan 5 @ 11:13AM
	I OFFER A BETTER DEAL TO FOLLOWERS! I GIVE YOU THREE DISEASE FREE BI-SEXUAL SLUT PUPPIES WHO CAN FUCK LIKE BEASTS; SUCK A BOWLING BALL THROUGH A STRAW AND BEND IN UNIMAGINABLE POSITIONS! BECOME A SCROTUMITE TODAY!
LilGriz	Jan 5 @ 11:24AM
	Great idea know! I wonder if you can invent a rechargable one also, so the women have one to carry for personal protection and still have a BOB at home that can always be at attention on their nightstand in easy reach, always ready for them. Hope Bortys not listening, as who knows what may happen..... Now Lisa, are you saying you're a Virgin???
Looking4ever	Jan 5 @ 12:00PM
	Gee, I thought you might come up with a simpler solution...having sex with a man instead of the vibrator.
redbronze	Jan 5 @ 12:00PM
	Ummmm Ok... Perhaps a silver bullet would work too... Haven't met any terrorists lately unless you count in my daughter's ex roommates.. Can I do that to them.. Hummmmmmm
Brokenarrow345	Jan 5 @ 12:05PM
	There's a lazer guided model too....it's called a "Smart Bob" For a few lucky women who could utilize such a device, Nu-cue-lar bobs have been on the market for quite some time...they're called Trident Subs.
NachoBaby	Jan 5 @ 6:50PM
	clique clique clique clique BOOM!
Ewe_Wish	Jan 5 @ 11:24PM
	I am thinking you probably should go into business with borty.........his inventions have a way of exploding to...................
canuhelpme258	Jan 6 @ 5:34AM
	Gee, I thought you might come up with a simpler solution...having sex with a man instead of the vibrator. Okay Looking I have no reply that ties into your comment I am just randomly blog-fucking blogs up in the comments. You can hear the clique as the gears turn...
bentan	Jan 6 @ 6:20AM
	Virgins are not a renewable resource.
redbronze	Jan 6 @ 9:04AM
	not true bentan now days you can get hynen repair at your local plastic surgury shop... its all the rage haven't you heard.....
bentan	Jan 6 @ 12:34PM
	not true bentan now days you can get hynen repair at your local plastic surgury shop... its all the rage haven't you heard..... So that's where all the circumcision byproducts get re-used!
DesertSmile	Jan 6 @ 9:20PM
	1000 apologies for skipping over this worthy blog (he made me do this ya know). Ok...so where are the study group testimonials? I am not glowing in the dark until I know it's safe. Hey, now that I think about it, it's like a homing beacon........Kewwlllll