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posted 1/5/2008 12:56:03 AM |
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  DeDe54

Sometimes getting boned isn't a good thing...There's more than one way to pull a boner...

Back in the smoke filled caves of our Neanderthal past, it was acceptable to bone another man for his meat... but we're civilized now, we have guns, bullets. weapons of mass destruction so's we can grab another man's meat...

But just when ya thought it was safe to go back to the steak house all ya can eat buffet, there's that damned recessive gene emerging once again...

Two guys in Oklahoma got in a fight at the buffet, one decides to bone another.. with a pork chop bone, right in the breast bone, almost the juggler vein, guess the vegans and scientists are right, pork is bad for the arteries....luckily for the boned (h e survived) the boner didn't use a more beefier weapon...like a T-bone
Heavenly Delight: Police were called, the bonehead was ordered to step away from the pork at gunpoint... now he's gonna learn the real meaning of gettin' boned...

Remember, guns don't kill people, boners do...





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mrchris

Jan 5 @ 12:59AM  
LMAO
borty293

Jan 5 @ 1:03AM  
Gawd...I gotta boner on just reading it ....here's a boner kudo for you ....
xsintric

Jan 5 @ 1:04AM  
Giggles @ DeDe, I gifted you a kudo, tried to give you 2 but the kudo monitor only allowed one!!!! Sends DeDe all my other kudos in email
baldbychoice2kx

Jan 5 @ 1:06AM  
I bestow upon thee that which is small, round and green.
Ewe_Wish

Jan 5 @ 1:10AM  
OMG G/F I use to just worry about me..........now I have you to worry about......


That was an adorable story there.........and just for that and to avoid your wrath I will give you one of my kudos I have been sitting here shining all day..........
DarkFairyTale

Jan 5 @ 1:13AM  
DE...U GOT MY COCK HARD...UGH!!..U GTTA HELP ME BRING IT DOWN NOW!!
Ashinatrix

Jan 5 @ 1:35AM  
Why is it always Oklahoma??????
sumdaysoon

Jan 5 @ 4:08AM  
i got a boner fer ya......... and a
lildevilgirl19

Jan 5 @ 4:24AM  
lol
dont bone me i dont want to die lol
tassie1

Jan 5 @ 6:47AM  
oops, who left that boner laying in the doorway.
nearly broke my neck on it...
here you go,I'll just prop it up near the door and nail it to the wall with this kudo
blondie_779

Jan 5 @ 7:13AM  

Think I best carry on as normal. Stay away from boners

Heres a Green Thingy,Sis.

Hugsssssssss Enid.
canuhelpme258

Jan 5 @ 7:38AM  
LOOK out he has a bone! Call 911!


"this is the police drop the pork chop and put your hands in the air!"
canuhelpme258

Jan 5 @ 7:38AM  
you got a kudzo thingy
NachoBaby

Jan 5 @ 9:41AM  
Dayum, good thing they weren't at an all you can eat rib joint huh? Green... smiley.
mrknowuwell

Jan 5 @ 9:56AM  
u said boner
thick70

Jan 5 @ 10:11AM  
thanks for giving us another gtake on boners. Ha-Ha
canuhelpme258

Jan 5 @ 10:59AM  
OOOps sorry Fred I didn't know my pork chop was loaded!
Lisa46

Jan 5 @ 11:00AM  
boner??? I'll take one okay how about 2 not that I'm greedy or nuthin

okay I'll leave a green thingie for ya cry baby
sugarnspice005

Jan 5 @ 6:06PM  


That was cute sis!

And yes...here's your green thingy ma bob too.

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