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WILL YOU LIVE TO SEE 90?

posted 1/4/2008 10:52:22 PM |
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  LilGriz

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,'I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said........ 'Then, why do you even give a shit?


This was sent to me by a person who is extremely health conscious, and I always give him a hard time about the types of foods he eats

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Ewe_Wish

Jan 4 @ 11:25PM  
I was going to say after reading the first line............that you promised me that we could play doctor.........and now you went and found a new one.......... but since that isnt the case................just out of curiosity why would you want to live to be 90?

Glad to see your best pic up Well the best one you have loaded on here that is...........
lildevilgirl19

Jan 4 @ 11:27PM  
i wont be happy to see 90
in about 69 years lol
borty293

Jan 4 @ 11:31PM  
Everytime I see my doctor, he always looks surprized to see me, as if to say ...fuck...ya mean your not dead yet?
LilGriz

Jan 4 @ 11:37PM  
Either that Borty, or surprised you aren't wearing girls panties. Just sayin now
Lisa46

Jan 5 @ 11:04AM  
yep thats my griz will ya quit lookin in my windows sheeesh I'm just eating a bananna
canuhelpme258

Jan 5 @ 11:29AM  
I through the force of will power alone will live long enough to see the world begin to think the same way I do... eventually everyone admits I was right anyways!

Funny as hell joke!
MonkeyWoman30

Mar 3 @ 8:17PM  
I work with the elderly population.

Sometimes I would love to see ninety. See the great grandbabies and all that good stuff.

Other times, I think to myself....

"Why Do You Even Give A Shit Then!"
Regards,
Kris

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