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what do u call a sheep with no legs????

















































a cloud..........

plus they dont get away

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Ewe_Wish

Jan 4 @ 12:02AM  
so what a black sheep with no legs .................is what a rain cloud?
mrknowuwell

Jan 4 @ 12:04AM  
when it rains it pours
kingdongilingus

Jan 4 @ 12:11AM  
I was going to say a gal on AMD, but without the bullshit.

I will rework that to be:

A No-Legged Sheep = One Fine Lay
MIGHTY_SACK

Jan 4 @ 2:43AM  
A WV DATE THAT WILL PUT OUT!!!!
shellsmack

Jan 4 @ 2:53AM  
so what a black sheep with no legs .................is what a rain cloud?

Too cute.
Brokenarrow345

Jan 4 @ 5:02AM  
Dammit...it's almost redundant now but...

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A slut.
rescueremedy

Jan 4 @ 6:33AM  
What do you call a black & white sheepw/ no legs ...... partly cloudy
redbronze

Jan 4 @ 9:13AM  
someone could not sleep last night.. I can see this being a problem that I need to work on.... Smile
redbronze

Jan 4 @ 9:15AM  
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and
the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
redbronze

Jan 4 @ 9:16AM  
When a tourist coach passed through a small country town in Australia
one of the passengers noticed a sheep tied to a lamppost on the corner in the main street.
"Oh that," said the guide, "that's the Recreation Centre"
redbronze

Jan 4 @ 9:18AM  
There was this cowboy named Jake who got himself fired from his job at
the ranch. He was out of
work for a while, then started to get hungry. So he swallowed his pride,
and went to the other ranch
in those parts to ask for work--it was a sheep ranch.
They hired him, of course, not too many cowboys wanted to herd sheep.
The first night he was
there, the other cowboys there woke him up. "Get up, boy," they said.
"It's time for your initiation!"

Initiation! But how bad could it be, he thought to himself. Afterall,
they were a bunch of sheep
tenders!

So they took him out back of the sheep-pen, and he saw all the other
guys lined up waiting. "Go on,"
they said, "Boy, it's time you showed you were a REAL man!"

"Huh?" he said.

"That's right," they said, pointing at the sheep, "Show us you're a real
man."

Oh, no, he thought, they couldn't possibly want him to...but then he
really needed the job. So he
squared his shoulders and went and picked out a sheep. He led it behind
the shed. After a moment,
the other were rewarded by the sounds of, "Baaaah BAAAAH..."

A couple of minutes later the cowboy came back out, buttoning his pants,
to see the other guys all
laughing at him.

Oh, great, he thought, now I've really been had. "So, what?" he said,
"Was I not supposed to screw
the sheep?"

"That's not it," they laughed. "It's just that you picked out an ugly
one."

Lisa46

Jan 4 @ 9:38AM  
OMG you guys are nuts
straightup_9

Jan 4 @ 10:18AM  
I'm sorry...I gotta say it....What do I call a sheep with no legs?.......MUTTON!!!!...
DarkDesires99

Jan 4 @ 10:22AM  
So why do sheep herders wear their pants tucked inside their boots?
It makes it easier to slide the sheep’s back legs in.

What’s the best place to do a sheep?
Facing the edge of a cliff.
alybai42

Jan 4 @ 10:55AM  
You people are mean to the sheep
redbronze

Jan 4 @ 11:19AM  
all ya ever wantet to know about Sheep and they have jokes there too....
redbronze

Jan 4 @ 11:20AM  
ya know men who sleep with sheep make wimmin go baaaaaaaaaaa all night....
redbronze

Jan 4 @ 12:28PM  
This one came from the L.A. Reader via a circuitous route (saw it quoted
in New Scientist):

U.C. Davis graduate student Anne Perkins on her study of sexuality in
sheep:

"It is very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep
because if you are a female sheep, what
you do to solicit sex is to stand still. Maybe there is a female sheep
out there really wanting another
female, but there's just no way for us to know it."

OK last one.. yeah from the site.. I laughed my ass off on this one.... So Lesbian Sheep unite and QUIT STANDING STILL.....

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