"Shit Lil, I got totalled last night"
" I know Peter and do you remember asking me if I wanted to get married next month?"
" I said that?" Geez, I musta been really fucked up.
"you are so full of shit some times."
"Oh come on, are you on that marriage thing again?"
"no, I surely don't want to marry you
That's a fact."
"Well that sounds like shit, what's wrong with you this morning?
You must be coming down on the Xanax"
"Oh fuck you Peter, I'm fine. I need some coffee."
"I'll go make some"
"Oh you are so sweet."
"But, I want to know what this bullshit is all about"
"I don't want to talk about it now ok?"
"that means never and so now, you've implanted that whole thing of yours o0n my day and for what reason? For the same reason, you aren't happy today. Is the marriage thing the real problem or are you depressed from the drugs or do you miss something that I can't give you?"
"I really don't want to talk about it now ok? Please, I've got a headache, I need coffee and I miss my sister. That's about all it really is, nothing more nothing less."
"I just wish you would find a better way to express yourself other than something that makes me feel like shit."
"Ok, I'm sorry. Let's move on please?
The water is boiling."
"I know, be right back...what do you want in it?"
"A little sugar and milk. Thanks honey.
You know Peter, you don't really love me."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"I can tell. I'm not stupid"
"YOu have a problem babe. I'm committed to this relationship. What in the name of hell gives you that idea?"
"You know Peter, you just don't get it."
"Oh I get it alright..don't worry about me, I get it. I get it so much
I'm tired of getting it. I want to go beyond that, I want much more
"I'm going down to Tess' house and visit today."
"Have you called her? What makes you think she is a friend?
She never calls YOU. "
"You are hung over Peter and that means your brain is sick. You have some kind of problem brewing inside of you and I don't know what it is. It fucks you up, I know that. And it makes you incapable of loving anyone."
"Ha ha ha ha you are funny. You wake up on the wrong side of the bed, Like you do most of the time and you're telling me it's me and not you. Too weird. You need to get a life. "
"You need to quit drinking for a day and look in the mirror. It's bad
for your skin you know and you're getting fat..real fat. You always
harp on me about being in the sun, well, you ought to read about what alcohol does to your skin dork boy. It's probably worse than the sun."
"No way honey, it's good for the complexion, it's good for the soul and it makes me a genius sometimes. Yes, othertimes I'm the fool but well...I'd say fifty-fifty..I'm brilliant and in the upper high
percentile of groovy guys."
"Oh god where did you pick that bullshit up from Peter? You are
obviously feeling guilty about asking me to marry you last night and
are trying to create some kind of nutball story that will turn away
from what you should be facing but fuck it. I'm tired of doing this and I'm tired of you today."
"Get a grip will ya. I'm a good guy and we have a great life. Don't tell
me you want to go up to the states and become a checker in a
"Fuck you Peter, that was uncalled for."
"Lil, mellow out will you, why can't we all just get along."
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