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" The panhandlers".....................Joke

posted 1/2/2008 8:18:16 PM |
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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle on different
areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only
collects 2 to 3 dollars
every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to
spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you
bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".
Jose says , ... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."
Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign.....It reads , "I only need another $10.00
to move back to Mexico ".



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dani998

Jan 2 @ 9:49PM  
not pc.. but funny
Sunshine79

Jan 2 @ 10:06PM  
That was cute. An ex of mine used to pan handle with his friend and one time he sees this well dressed man exit his car with his girl and my ex walked up to him and asked for some change.....the guy thumbed through his $$$ and told my ex he was sorry, all he had was 50's.....My ex slyly came back with...."I can make you change!" LOL
ABrownEyedScorpio

Jan 3 @ 2:52PM  
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

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